My plan for world peace

As far as I am concerned, the phelps family is the closest thing the world has produced to a true christian family. The know the bible, the live by it, they believe it to be true and they act according to its laws. 

God, according to his word, really hates homosexuals (and women) (oh and atheists) (and pretty much anyone who does not believe in him) and he likes to punish countries that support gay rights. I find this to be quite odd since god made homosexuals that way, he must have known gays would behave that way. But thats besides the point...

My plan for world peace and a world free of natural disasters is to keep homosexuals evenly distributed around the world to protect every major city with their "gay shield".

Let me explain...

There is only x amount of water in the world, god can only use this amount to produce natural disasters such as droughts, inundations, floods, etc. Also, god cannot use all the plate tectonics in the world at the same time. So no matter what happens, this plan will prove SOMETHING. If we evenly distribute gays all over the world, god will be forced to do one of three things:

A: Realize he got cornered and his hands were tied. He cannot produce more water than already exists or play with all the plate tectonics at the same time, if he did he would be violating our free will by performing miracles for everyone to see, he needs our belief to be based on faith alone. He cannot just come out and prove his existence! So he does nothing, he wont punish innocent people just because some people like it up the ass. We prove god exists and he is a nice god because all of a sudden bad things stop happening.

B: He says FUCK IT and decides to change the laws of the universe, spontaneously create more water to affect as many gays as possible, and he produces earthquakes all over the place. His existence becomes evident... we prove he exists but he turns out to be a dick...

C: Nothing changes... natural disasters occur randomly in spite of the might gay shield. Homosexuals, heterosexuals transexuals and atheists die at a proportionate equivalent rate (or at least at the same rate they died at before) and natural disasters seem to have no preference. We prove god doesnt exist (or at least he created us and retired) and he doesnt really hate homosexuals and atheists. We recycle bibles and use them as toilet paper (i have one of my bibles in the bathroom just in case i ever run out) or we make comic books with them. Hell... why not just print playboys on them?

What do you think will happen if we make a gay shield around the globe?

Go ahead... start your bitching.