Starting this sunday...

I've had discussions with theists recently about the power of prayer. But this is nothing new, I have discussed this topic for a while now and I have heard all kinds of excuses trying to explain why god seems to be as effective as flipping a coin.

I usually ask theists to actually put their prayers to the test with me and I will do this EVERY SUNDAY NOW.

I have asked some of you to pray to god to strike me with lightning. Yes, but it is not that simple... here are the rules your god needs to maneuver through.

1. He has to strike me with lighting on a sunday, not just any day of the weed
2. He has to strike me with lighting at 3:30 PM. No later than that and no earlier than that.
3. He has to strike me with lighting and still give me some time to tell my story and convert. He can kill me after that.

Starting today, I will go outside a few minutes before 3:30 PM EVERY SUNDAY. I really think this cheating for god since he should be able to strike me with lightning no matter where I am but he does seem to have a history of being a lazy mother fucker. So I will help him there.

I chose sunday because you guys can talk about this at church and try to get as many people as you possibly can to join you. Maybe if 1000 people do it at the same time god will hear you and he might do it.

So discuss this at church and get together with your buddies after church and ask god to reveal himself to a vocal atheist.

Make all the excuses you want... god should be able to do this and if he really loves his creation he will reveal himself to me. If he does this I will convert and I will be "saved". If he is not willing to do this for me... then why worship such a fucking jackass?

Go ahead... start your bitching

And your praying