Anyways, I changed my facebook password and I am no longer capable of accessing my account, I wont be until she leaves. But I still receive facebook emails and email notifications so I can still have a few hours of fun late at night responding to these people.
This email response will not be sent to the theist until a two weeks from now but I will post it here so some of you who also follow my blog have some entertainment. Like always, I will change her name to some biblical name.
Enjoy.
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"Is that a sense of humor coming online?"
Oh yes, I am making fun of you and your lying and dishonest tactics. You are avoiding the issue in such a laughable way! You asked if I laugh much? Well the answer is yes. I laugh when theists like you shoot themselves in the foot by making outrageous and VERIFIABLE claims like the one you made about your predictions.
I would like to copy and paste something you said at the begining of the message "Will read it as soon as I have a little time". Just keep that line in your head for me ;)
You then proceeded to rant about how long and tedious your day is to make an excuse to your delayed response. I won't lie to you, I really do not care about all the things you told me. It is as relevant to the conversation as the color of the shirt I am currently wearing (by the way that's another thing you can ask your demon friends to tell you). The only reason I can think you would reply with such irrelevant nonsense is because you were cornered, couldn't find a way out and resorted to just whatever you could say to get out of your "pickle".
"You're having fun finding reasons to debunk God"
I am not debunking god... I am destroying the stupid and moronic arguments you are making. But hey, I shouldn't toot my own horn, your arguments fall on their own. Again, not god, YOU.
You claim to be swamped with email, and if that were true (which I do not believe for a second by the way) you wouldn't make time to NOT respond to what I asked you to respond to. You CLEARLY have plenty of time to tell me what happened on that Thursday and what was in that box; you sent me all the irrelevant little details you could muster about your life in several paragraphs. So you MADE time for me and you skipped the hundreds of emails you claim to hav in your inbox.
I am sorry ESTHER but I have a hard time trusting people I KNOW lie to get their way.
"Am I crazy?"
That depends on how you define crazy. If we define insanity as someone who hears voices and talks back to those voices the yes, you are insane asylum material yes. We could also use the other definition (doing the same action over and over again expecting different results) and we would still get to the same conclusion. I do not know why you think that telling me you are happy over and over again is persuading me in any way.
But I am starting to doubt even the sincerity of the claims you are making. I no longer think you actually experienced the things you claim to experience. No, I think you have deluded yourself to the point where you actually truly believe those things hapened to you when in fact you know they didn't. There is another explanation, maybe you really believe in god but you dint have any evidence to provide so you made an unverifiable, and outrageous claim that you KNEW cannot be proved or disproved just to see if maybe I would be persuaded a little.
"Hey, guess what, bet some of the people there ARE NOT perfect--but you wouldn't expect them to be perfect just because they're Christians, would you?"
No one is perfect. Perfection is not something that exists. If you spent a few minutes of your life learning about things you would know that perfection is an unnatainabke nature/trait. In other words perfection exists only in our heads, it is a label much like infinity which does not actually exist either.
So no, I wouldn't expect anybody (including insane people) to be perfect. And I would actually expect Christians to be way less than perfect, in fact more flawed and messed up that non Christians because in the end that is what your faith is and that is what the god you worship and believe exists condones; a free pass to be as immoral, messed up and crazy as you want as long as you promise to lick his balls for eternity after you finally get to leave his flawed creation. That is all he cares about, and that is what you worship.
You have lied to me, you have been dishonest to me and I have expected nothing but honesty from you. But it doesn't matter, and I really shouldn't expect anything better than that because you believe that the god you worship would rather send a lying and decieving believer than an honest and sincere nonbeliever. Your god rewards belief, not actions and that Ellen is enough for me to despise the very idea of the god you worship and the people that think that is right and moral.
It is damn peculiar that the god you believe in and worship seems to reward the things you do (whatever that is) and dislike the things thy you do not want to do.
Your god likes believers, and you seem to have no problem believing whatever people tell you. You are as gullible as a two year old. Your god also dislikes skepticism, rational inquiry and hard solid evidence which just so happen to be the things YOU CANNOT PROVIDE.
It seems that you have created a god for yourself, one that likes what you like and dislikes what you dislike.
Please stop bothering me with your nonsense now. I do not care if you are happy, I do not care if frosted flakes is your favorite cereal, I do not wonder what your family life is like and I could not care less how many unanswered emails you have in your inbox. I care about evidence, which is what I asked you to provide. You made verifiable claims and I asked for verification, if you can't do that then do not even bother sending a response.
I really think you won't respond to this but do not hesitate to respond if you are actually going to address my request. I won't hold my breath nor expect an answer so...
Toodles!
Ps: remember the line I asked you to remember? That response I just typed... I typed it in less than 10 minutes. If ibhave time to deconstruct your email about your life style and the other crap you sent me then I guess you have time to answer TWO simple questions. But hey what can I expect from a theist?
Oh yes, I am making fun of you and your lying and dishonest tactics. You are avoiding the issue in such a laughable way! You asked if I laugh much? Well the answer is yes. I laugh when theists like you shoot themselves in the foot by making outrageous and VERIFIABLE claims like the one you made about your predictions.
I would like to copy and paste something you said at the begining of the message "Will read it as soon as I have a little time". Just keep that line in your head for me ;)
You then proceeded to rant about how long and tedious your day is to make an excuse to your delayed response. I won't lie to you, I really do not care about all the things you told me. It is as relevant to the conversation as the color of the shirt I am currently wearing (by the way that's another thing you can ask your demon friends to tell you). The only reason I can think you would reply with such irrelevant nonsense is because you were cornered, couldn't find a way out and resorted to just whatever you could say to get out of your "pickle".
"You're having fun finding reasons to debunk God"
I am not debunking god... I am destroying the stupid and moronic arguments you are making. But hey, I shouldn't toot my own horn, your arguments fall on their own. Again, not god, YOU.
You claim to be swamped with email, and if that were true (which I do not believe for a second by the way) you wouldn't make time to NOT respond to what I asked you to respond to. You CLEARLY have plenty of time to tell me what happened on that Thursday and what was in that box; you sent me all the irrelevant little details you could muster about your life in several paragraphs. So you MADE time for me and you skipped the hundreds of emails you claim to hav in your inbox.
I am sorry ESTHER but I have a hard time trusting people I KNOW lie to get their way.
"Am I crazy?"
That depends on how you define crazy. If we define insanity as someone who hears voices and talks back to those voices the yes, you are insane asylum material yes. We could also use the other definition (doing the same action over and over again expecting different results) and we would still get to the same conclusion. I do not know why you think that telling me you are happy over and over again is persuading me in any way.
But I am starting to doubt even the sincerity of the claims you are making. I no longer think you actually experienced the things you claim to experience. No, I think you have deluded yourself to the point where you actually truly believe those things hapened to you when in fact you know they didn't. There is another explanation, maybe you really believe in god but you dint have any evidence to provide so you made an unverifiable, and outrageous claim that you KNEW cannot be proved or disproved just to see if maybe I would be persuaded a little.
"Hey, guess what, bet some of the people there ARE NOT perfect--but you wouldn't expect them to be perfect just because they're Christians, would you?"
No one is perfect. Perfection is not something that exists. If you spent a few minutes of your life learning about things you would know that perfection is an unnatainabke nature/trait. In other words perfection exists only in our heads, it is a label much like infinity which does not actually exist either.
So no, I wouldn't expect anybody (including insane people) to be perfect. And I would actually expect Christians to be way less than perfect, in fact more flawed and messed up that non Christians because in the end that is what your faith is and that is what the god you worship and believe exists condones; a free pass to be as immoral, messed up and crazy as you want as long as you promise to lick his balls for eternity after you finally get to leave his flawed creation. That is all he cares about, and that is what you worship.
You have lied to me, you have been dishonest to me and I have expected nothing but honesty from you. But it doesn't matter, and I really shouldn't expect anything better than that because you believe that the god you worship would rather send a lying and decieving believer than an honest and sincere nonbeliever. Your god rewards belief, not actions and that Ellen is enough for me to despise the very idea of the god you worship and the people that think that is right and moral.
It is damn peculiar that the god you believe in and worship seems to reward the things you do (whatever that is) and dislike the things thy you do not want to do.
Your god likes believers, and you seem to have no problem believing whatever people tell you. You are as gullible as a two year old. Your god also dislikes skepticism, rational inquiry and hard solid evidence which just so happen to be the things YOU CANNOT PROVIDE.
It seems that you have created a god for yourself, one that likes what you like and dislikes what you dislike.
Please stop bothering me with your nonsense now. I do not care if you are happy, I do not care if frosted flakes is your favorite cereal, I do not wonder what your family life is like and I could not care less how many unanswered emails you have in your inbox. I care about evidence, which is what I asked you to provide. You made verifiable claims and I asked for verification, if you can't do that then do not even bother sending a response.
I really think you won't respond to this but do not hesitate to respond if you are actually going to address my request. I won't hold my breath nor expect an answer so...
Toodles!
Ps: remember the line I asked you to remember? That response I just typed... I typed it in less than 10 minutes. If ibhave time to deconstruct your email about your life style and the other crap you sent me then I guess you have time to answer TWO simple questions. But hey what can I expect from a theist?
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